S8:E35 – Paul McCartney – “Wonderful Christmastime”

The aliens have come to visit our planet and we really need to have the good holiday cheer out to appease them. There’s clearly no other way we’re winning this fight. They have the superior firepower and well-trained numbers behind them to literally decimate our entire planet as they make way to build their death theme park over the dehydrated oceans. The only thing we have is Holiday spirit and if we can’t get drunk with them and show them how humanity can be great and wonderful and bring joy to the stars then there will be no joy left! We need to turn them into Steven Spielberg Extra Terrestials stat! All that’s left if the inaugural song to welcome them into the pub. Let’s bring in the Paul McCartney! Maybe just leave Wings at home this time around, though.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s going to leave the Christmas Towels up far past the holiday time. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is going up to the Christmas Grave if you need anything.

This is our last episode for Season 8! We’ll be back in a couple of weeks in the new year for Season 9?! Have a great break and we will too!

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S8:E34 – Frank’s RedHot “Frank It Up” Commercial

I see you over there, Frankin’ it up! Don’t you try to deny it! Your father was a franker, his father before him was a franker and by gods we’ve been frankin’ it up ever since we said no to the King of England (Who likely wasn’t franking anything, let’s be real.) If you’re not Franking it, then frankly we have a little bit of a problem. Where’s your Franking License? Lemme see if you’re allowed to forage for various hot sauce without a permit. Now pick up that hot dog. Put hot sauce on it. Frank’s Hot Sauce. Yowza.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s boiling a big pot of blood just to show Bing. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s making himself hot sauce stew courtesy of the local water department.

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S8:E33 – Best Buy

If you were a kid in 2006, odds were you had enough free time to film a whole scene in the parking lot of a Best Buy. We know we sure did, but we didn’t make this auspicious film. Someone else got to it first, knowing the perfect spot to frame and flip off a Best Buy box store with the most thunderous of effects. Know doubt there is something performative about the gesture, but one can almost sense a real realness to the whole thing. Was their a real slight towards a pre-ordered Wii that was forgotten about? Did the person who is doing the flipping formerly work for the corporation? Why is he so far away from the store? Why is that one car so bad at parking? The world may never know, but we can at least observe. And observe we shall forever.

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John Hurst is your host this week and he’s seeing the realness through the irony, man. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is ushering in a new Era according to Wikipedia.

S8:E32 – Chernobyl Accident (Simulation Only)

What better way to explain a situation than to use the largest Connect Four board known to man? Just add your pieces (Uranium and/or Water) and have a ball! Don’t worry about the radioactivity, it’s all part of the game! Just keeping on thinking about bacon, like the bacon council wants you to! Did Socrates eat bacon? Would he prefer bacon over sausage? Oh no, Pripyat is uninhabital now!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he has given up on The Republic (The Book.) John Hurst is your co-host this week and he’s (not) going to invent time travel and proceed to Step 2.

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S8:E31 – Cars Crashing Into Swimming Pools Compilation

Sirens would entrance sailors to crash their ships into rocks not for sustenance or anger, but because it’s really funny and honestly never gets own. Such is true of the timeless tradition of cars crashing into various things. Like the one we watch this week of cars crashing into swimming pools in various ways. The car still totalled, but at least you get refreshed at the end! Perhaps we can use this as a way to fill in some of those holes found in Oak Island while searching for the treasure. We must look to the stars (and the emails of hopefully listening producers) for the answer!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s throwing coins at islands for good luck! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and we all failed the “Talk about Oak Island” charisma check so you’re going to get caught with the show.

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