It’s time for Denver to be the Last Goddamn Dinosaur. Look at being SO goddamn the last dinosaur and shit. He rides a skateboard! He plays the guitar! He has opposable thumbs and may fight Lavos at the end of the adventure! We don’t know! He is simply too radical for us lowly humans. We scalp for his tickets and sell them at 10 times the cost! He knows it too! You’d think he’d eat us, but not this time around. The class action lawsuit, he has learned, is far more devastating.

John Hurst is your host this week and he no longer says the intro, he simply feels it. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and and he’s cutting the government grants on dinosaur feedings.

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Come and enjoy a burger! A burger music video! With burgers in it! And fries. A whole lot of fries. A concerning amount of fries for a burger music video. We should be focus on the stars! The burgers! In the sky presented by Commander Cody and everything! I’d share a burger with Commander Cody. Maybe a smash burger. Maybe a slider too. Come with me to the the Abandoned Hardee’s Parking Lo t and dine with us!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he brings a L E T T U C E W A R N I N G. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s fortunately safe with his Tasty Banana Sauce.

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We don’t have time for jingles anymore! No time for sweeping stories or marketing tie-ins with VHS releases or anything in between. The Taco Bell bong is all that we have left from a fleeting nostagic era and honestly we’re probably better off in the end. It’s a great bong noise! You know it means tacos! That’s just culture and class there! No, we can’t sing our praises to Armor Hot Dogs anymore, but we certainly can hear the influencer go on and on about meets for a partnered sponsor quest with Raid Shadow Legends and MEAT. Maybe they should have a Greek yogurt and ranch. Dip your favorite dipper in it. Dip your face into it. Let it become you. Indiana Jones can’t save you anymore. The yogurt is your hero now.

Also, we’re back. How do I write one of these synopsis posts again?

John Hurst is your host this week and is not picking a side in the great salad dressing debate and enjoying his salad instead. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he is a terrarium of expired yogurt and ranch (But still delicious?!)

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Hey everyone! Let’s ride the bonegrinder! We’ll grind our bones and regret signing pain waivers! Let’s get third degree burns on the steam powered thingy we are definitely too close to! But we did surf for 2 seconds! It was totally rad!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s going to work in the Australian Oreo-O’s Factory. He is NOT into the Bonegrinder. John Hurst is your co-host and he is ready to eat a video food from the video internet. He is KIND OF into the Bonegrinder.

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Your video rental store is in dire help and the only people that can help are the cast and crew of the Half Baked film from 1998! Your free popcorn isn’t bringing in the peeps anymore! Hollywood Blockbusters are bustin’ out big time! Only the smooth talk of a screener tape promising you a good ROI on a weed comedy film can save YOUR day. Just pay us $10k a day to rent it and it can be yours. Well, temporarily. For a day, max. But we need it back. We’re running a business here!

John Hurst is your host this week and he is pretty sure the ghosts are bored now. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he’s got all the Etsy Witch Wards on his podcast studio.

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