Year: 2018

Close up, Danny DeVito. He is crying. Slowly the camera zooms in on a single pore. A tear, now massive at such a small focus, erupts into the scene, leaving a smeary, moistened trail. Now the camera zooms back and the wet epidermis is the ocean, home to a host of aquatic Danny DeVitos which crest the waves, sailing briefly, magnificently over the ocean before splashing back down again. “Pika…chu” one squeaks.

Welcome to episode 100.

This week we watched the POKÉMON Detective Pikachu trailer on loop as long as we could.

Aaron Littleton hosts and is vindicated. John Hurst co-hosts and leaves the room.

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There’s a lot of John Cena media out there. Some of it is what passes for good in this wretched year of 2018. Some of it…less so. This commercial is the latter. Three John Cenas engage in a dangerously patriotic Backstreet Boys pantomime to push liquor and we are both aghast and mesmerized.

If you need to see it for yourself, it’s here.

John Hurst hosts and asks an AI questions. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and calls the FBI.

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When you’ve got 15 seconds of precious airtime to fill but a total of four seconds of actual content, you do what you have to do. The Head On people decided to loop those precious four seconds over and over, creating one of the most weirdly memorable but understandably irritating commercials of the mid-2000s.

We watched this Head On commercial on loop! Apply directly to your eyes!

Aaron Littleton hosts and eats sharp things. John Hurst co-hosts and eats a Happy Meal.

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Aren’t apps terrible? What if you could get a haircut without an app? That’s just the kind of sexy place Sport Clips is. Labor practices aside, they’re almost certainly better than…the alternative.

We watched this Sports Clips commercial on loop this week. Get in line! Online! In line! LINE

John Hurst hosts this weeks and dreams of pneumatic tubes. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and feels safe.

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Weeeeelllll Matlock may just be a poor country lawyer, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like money. In fact, it may be his favorite thing. He’s never going to get ahead in life if he keeps taking cases on the barter system though. Try as you might, you’re never going to make it by accepting PBS tote bags for your work.

This week we watched the Matlock theme song on loop. Check it out while you eat at Golden Corral.

Aaron Littleton hosts and provides poor sitting arrangements. John Hurst co-hosts and files a complaint.

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