Fuck Donald Trump fuck Trumpy bear fuck the person that invented Trumpy Bear Fuck that aloe plant in the fake office in the Trumpy Bear commercial
Listen you know, I have feelings about this
Anyway, John Hurst struck back with the Trumpy Bear commercial which I cannot believe is real but seemingly is.
John Hurst hosts and brings this season in for a wrap. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and weighs his ham.
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A scream. A scream in the darkness. Your eyes dilate, searching the horizon. You stumble forward, rough bark from a tree you couldn’t see ripping your arm. You’re in the woods? The scream continues. Who is that? Warm blood trickles down your arm, pumping much faster from the wound than you would expect. What is happening? Who is screaming?
This week we watched the LeetStreet Boys “She’s So Kawaii” music video. Sure we did. Also John made a video but we didn’t watch that.
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The Heinz lawyer stares at you through steepled fingers. His suit is a deep, deep red. His face is indistinguishable and you’ve already forgotten his name. He sits, expectantly but in no hurry. Your eyes drift to the contract on the desk between you. Level 1. You expected as much, but it’s still a disappointment. What choice is there really? You don’t want to end up like Big Marinara.
This week we watched a 1997 commercial for McDonald’s Kiwi Burger. Like from New Zealand!
John Hurst hosts and is disgusted. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and disgusts.
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We should never think about Blank Check again, but, I guess, we can’t not. It’s a really strange movie. It’s just…wild. Just wild. See, there’s this part…and then there’s that other part. And oh boy don’t get me started on that last part. Sheesh. What a…what a thing.
If you can’t tell, this week we watched the Blank Check trailer on loop until we couldn’t take it anymore. Woof.
Aaron Littleton hosts and exercises adverse possession. John Hurst co-hosts and maybe read some things at some point.
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Let’s all acknowledge that at some point, every idea gets Hot Lixxed. No matter how shocking, how disruptive, how abhorrent to the societal norms of the time, Hot Lixx is the ultimate destination for all human creative capital. Given enough time, and probably less than you think, someone will find a way to sand the rough edges off of any idea, encapsulate it in plastic, fill that shell with cheap Chinese microchips and sell it back to you. You’ll buy it and give it to your kids, because you spend too much time at work. Just don’t Bing it in front of them.
This week we watched a commercial for a toy guitar called Hot Lixx. We resented it greatly.
John Hurst hosts and gets a Hot Keyz. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and builds a theoretical computer.
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