May 2019

Are regular theme parks not enough any more? Not getting the same thrills from being strapped into a roller coaster called the Exploding Eagle and zooming upside down over a parking lot that could easily become your grave if the 21 year old stoner “safety inspector” called Cory failed to do his job properly that morning? Well, do we have the park for you!

Closed because of deaths and then reopened to more deaths and possibly worse, this Action Park commercial that we watched on loop probably does as good a job as any gruesome news story of dissuading visitors from coming.

Aaron Littleton hosts and fails at boating safety. John Hurst co-hosts and gives up caffeine.

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Don’t feel down, little green man! You can do this! Yes you can! You’re my strong little green man with a purple hat and a towel around your neck! Chin up little guy! Yes, chin up!

A boost for everyone’s psyche, this week, we watched a clip from Dragon Ball Z where Piccolo feels pretty good. Check it out here!

John Hurst hosts this week and outlaws towels. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and wears two shirts!

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The Sonic wars almost escalated into a third week. Thankfully, a deal was reached and the armistice was signed between the two hosts. The mutual ground to sign such a treaty? A minor Sci-Fi TV series that noone can actually remember what it was about. Only that they quested in the sea a lot and there was a dolphin that can communicate with humans. But is there a tragic backstory behind this dolphin? There’s always a tragic backstory in sci-fi. Isn’t it time that the dolphins got their fair, tragic take? Join us as we weave a tale about a hero turn villain, Big Bad Daddy Flips.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is not about to go into that Sonic loop again. John Hurst is your co-host and RIDES OR DIES WITH THE DOLPHINS.

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TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH BACKWARDS TEETH (HTEET)

Revenge is a messy business, particularly when your plan of revenge is to just play the trailer we watched last week in reverse so we can talk about TEETH some more. Why can’t we just have more TEETH? Don’t you enjoy TEETH? Try some today!

John Hurst is your TEETH and doesn’t want his second pair of eyeballs to grow in. Aaron Littleton is your CO-TEETH and helps Sonic turn the lights on.

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Sure, you’ve watched the trailer yourself. Sure, you’ve watched about a dozen YouTube reactions to the trailer. Sure, you’ve read about a hundred mid-brow thinkpieces about how the YouTube reaction videos to the trailer are contributing to a culture of hedgehog fastness disparity, or like, something.

Well now you’re going to listen to US watch that same damned Sonic the Hedgehog trailer on loop ALL BECAUSE John couldn’t keep his yap shut. This is happening. This is real.

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and has his duties TRAMPLED UPON. John Hurst co-hosts and STICKS HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG.

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