May 2020

The Blair Witch! Oooh,  scary! It has symbols everywhere! The camera is shaking and they are scared and being picked off! We’re all shocked! But it’s rated R so we better not see your 16-year old behind in here! Unless you sneak in with a plate of chicken livers, and then you better share (And eat quick before it  stinks up the whole aisle!) Hand me that ketchup!

Here’s the weirdly high quality trailer!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is hungry for some some gas station food. John Hurst is your co-host and and is about to edit the encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

Download Link

Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com!

You ever just go to into your car (The passenger side, since you never get to ride in your own car. Enjoy the experience!) and just… Chill? Snoop Dogg does. Or maybe he’s riding in someone’s car and they went inside for a few minutes! Who knows! He could be in mid-transit to making the ratings pop on some show you’ve never watched (but know that Snoop Dogg is guest starring on!) Anyway, he’s listening to “Let It Go” off the Frozen soundtrack. Now we are too. And now, somehow, so are you.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not afraid of volcanoes. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and and already knows all the spoilers for 2020.

Download Link

Have you heard the tale of your local dentist down the block who will give you laughing gas whenever you want?! He’s a little more expensive than most, but he does the job! He’s got only a 3 star on Coruscant Review, but he’s trustworthy! I think he might also be the an emperor of evil or something? Not sure, don’t care! Cleans my teeth and I don’t feel a thing! Anyway, check out Palpy-ol’-Pal and tell ’em Obi sent ya!

This is that one scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith where Palpatine tells a tale. Join us as we watch it on loop!

This week, Aaron Littleton is your host and he and does not think he ordered this fighter jet image in anime form. John Hurst is your co-host/hurst and he opens the door for you!

Download Link

Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com!

What do you think Kenny Loggins is doing during quarantine? Do you think he’s doing the same thing he is doing in here in the music video for pinnacle song from the pinnacle soundtrack of our time, “Top Gun: Music From the Motion Picture”? Probably! Because it’s kind of not a great video! He’s just kind of lounging and playing with a camera that may or may not have film in it. What’s going to happen when you finally develop that roll, Kenny Loggins? Are you going to find a bunch of blurry pictures of your jean clothed junk you took from the bed and maybe an artsy pic of the ceiling fan? Because yes, that’s what you’re going to find! Go hang that in your household and charge people enormous prices for artistic integrity! And when you’re done, go scream at that ceiling fan some more, buy some adult pay-per-views movies and eschew them all to watch kickass fighter jets on the Military Channel. Ah, yes, now that’s the stuff.

John Hurst is hosting this week and he is reading from the book of nursery rhymes and The U.S. War Machine back to back. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and finds that fighter jet sexy enough to Bing.

Download Link

Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com!

Is the Monterrey Jack Quesadilla date a first-rate date idea? Taco Bell sure thought so! Just as the goop from the bottom of the bag is scooped up into your mouth orifice, you may also experience the joy of a slightly spicy delight of Monterrey Jack cheese with your date on your low-rent sofa meant to fall apart after a dozen uses or so. Perhaps your even watching a music video the couch was in as your sitting on the couching consuming this goop with your date! Who knows! It’s the early 2000s and anything is possible in the fast food world. Your soul patch shines brightly on this day and you’re feeling lucky. Maybe you’re even playing a Smash Mouth song declaring how much of the percentage of the star you feel (Maybe… All of it?) It’s your time, you’re going to have a good time and then this couch is going to fall apart and you’re going to have to call Joey again. Such is life! Let’s get this day started!

Aaron hosts this week and has a scheme and doesn’t even know it! John co-hosts and is looking at things with the word gamer in them out of desperation.

Download Link

Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com!