Year: 2020

Is the Monterrey Jack Quesadilla date a first-rate date idea? Taco Bell sure thought so! Just as the goop from the bottom of the bag is scooped up into your mouth orifice, you may also experience the joy of a slightly spicy delight of Monterrey Jack cheese with your date on your low-rent sofa meant to fall apart after a dozen uses or so. Perhaps your even watching a music video the couch was in as your sitting on the couching consuming this goop with your date! Who knows! It’s the early 2000s and anything is possible in the fast food world. Your soul patch shines brightly on this day and you’re feeling lucky. Maybe you’re even playing a Smash Mouth song declaring how much of the percentage of the star you feel (Maybe… All of it?) It’s your time, you’re going to have a good time and then this couch is going to fall apart and you’re going to have to call Joey again. Such is life! Let’s get this day started!

Aaron hosts this week and has a scheme and doesn’t even know it! John co-hosts and is looking at things with the word gamer in them out of desperation.

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Sometimes, you gotta make that sale. And in the cereal world, making that sale is hard. The Rice Krispie guys got a corner on the air puff and desert market. Tony the Tiger knows his stuff is addicting and doesn’t care who he peddles it to because he stands by his product. And we’re still need entirely sure what the Honey Comb Robot actually did (Other than proclaiming that taste is big big big and definitely not small, no no no.) The Honey Nuts Cheerio Bee needed that commission money to help endorse his 80s lifestyle and who could he turn to in this trying time to make the deal other than to get  Hulk Hogan getting addicted to nuts and honey in his cereal. He proclaims it better than a bodyslam, but which end of the bodyslam is it? Find out with us!

John Hurst is your host and he has a secret Food City regional grocery store he goes to. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is respectfully watching people do sick dirt bike tricks at a reasonable distance.

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As a bonus for reading all the way to here, you can watch a show from last year from the improv troupe  Einstein Simplified, which Aaron Littleton (Your co-host) is in! Check it out here and follow the documentary he is in, Chair the Movie, on facebook!

Have you seen Speed 2? We sure haven’t. I mean, we’ve seen the trailer yes, but the movie, not so much. Why? What was it about a franchise that lost one of its temporal B-listers and replaced him with boats (ships?) that makes even the truly uncultured such as us lose interest?

This week we watched the Speed 2 trailer on loop, but no more or less than 55 times!

Aaron Littleton hosts and buys some soap! John Hurst co-hosts and wears some pants!

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Where were you when the new Sakura Wars theme song dropped? Were you watching online? Were you in the audience? Were you, most horrifyingly of all, on…stage? Yeeeesh.

This week we watched the New Sakura Wars theme song reveal video on loop! Well, mostly anyway.

John Hurst hosts and trims and beard. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and is not very prescient.

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Whatever you do, do not bing shiny hands. Don’t do it. It’s…it’s not good. Don’t turn off safe search. What are you doing. I said don’t do that. STOP STOP STOP

YOU DON’T NEED TO DO THIS

It’s an intermission! We’re in our respective homes. There’s not really a host and there’s no video. But there is us, talking about the same thing as everybody else so, you know.

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