November 2021

Can we offer you a broken roomba repair video in this trying time? The mole people don’t need one, something about floors already being made of dirt and no eyes to see it. The robots don’t need one because they are SO perfect anyway. So I guess we gotta give it to humans. Come, let us watch it on loop and learn nothing about robotic maintenance!

Aaron Littleton is your host and he is singing a chip tune funeral dirge for robotic-kind. John Hurst is your co-host and and is making both good and bad decisions towards his own health, sometimes in thr same hour.

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Sure, you can be edgy, but what happens when you add bullets to the edge? Faster edges. Faster than Microsoft Edge. Faster than Final Fantasy IV Edge. Faster than whatever else is Edge-related that I can say. You guffaw at the Gunblade from FF8 but let’s be honest: You’d definitely fire one if someone presented it to you to try out. You might even have fun with it, provided you didn’t lose a digit or eight from the experience. Would you shift off to morning practice against your eternal rival and trade kickass scars though? Eh, maybe not. But maybe yes! Nothing more cool than trading scars. It’s 1999. You got a lot of time and oh so little scars.

Anyway, we watch the FF8 Opening on Loop and realizing college football’s secret true form.

John Hurst is your host this week and he has a milk review! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is junctioning more haste for a faster quarterback.

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Ducks, man. Ducks love some peas. They love them more than I think I love any actual food as a human, if this video is any proof. We here at Video Death Loop are both in awe and terrfied of the ability of a duck to tear through and muddy up a bowl that once had peas in it even when they seem to be perfefctly clean. Where did the dirt come from? Is it all within! Do they mix it with the peas to make some sort of terrifying chocolate vegetable treat? The world may never know, except for the ducks of the world. And they grow with power with every bowl of delicious green veggies given to them. Be ready. Tonight we ride.

Aaron Littleton is your host and he is turning safe search off for Poland. John Hurst is your co-host and he is accidentally making way too many horse-sized animals that are not horses.

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Video Death Loop Pita Krispies

1 pan (variable size)
1 bag of marshmallows
4 coffee cups vegetable oil (nearly expired)
1-2 bag/box of unflavored pita chips
1 video of a guy with with a hammer and a strong opinion of Gustav Mahler Symphony #6
Also the hammer from the video

Crush Pita Chips in bag with hammer to hammer’s preference. Pour into the pan to layer the bottom. Microwave marshmallows to a weird expanded size and place them on top of the chips. Fill the rest of the pan with vegetable oil and remaining chips. Bake?! Bake. Definitely bake.

Serves one (?!) Send remaining to Archive dot Org as thanks.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s freshening up the intern dorms! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and is reframing weird size art.

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