Sure, you can be edgy, but what happens when you add bullets to the edge? Faster edges. Faster than Microsoft Edge. Faster than Final Fantasy IV Edge. Faster than whatever else is Edge-related that I can say. You guffaw at the Gunblade from FF8 but let’s be honest: You’d definitely fire one if someone presented it to you to try out. You might even have fun with it, provided you didn’t lose a digit or eight from the experience. Would you shift off to morning practice against your eternal rival and trade kickass scars though? Eh, maybe not. But maybe yes! Nothing more cool than trading scars. It’s 1999. You got a lot of time and oh so little scars.
Anyway, we watch the FF8 Opening on Loop and realizing college football’s secret true form.
John Hurst is your host this week and he has a milk review! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is junctioning more haste for a faster quarterback.
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