Year: 2021

Ducks, man. Ducks love some peas. They love them more than I think I love any actual food as a human, if this video is any proof. We here at Video Death Loop are both in awe and terrfied of the ability of a duck to tear through and muddy up a bowl that once had peas in it even when they seem to be perfefctly clean. Where did the dirt come from? Is it all within! Do they mix it with the peas to make some sort of terrifying chocolate vegetable treat? The world may never know, except for the ducks of the world. And they grow with power with every bowl of delicious green veggies given to them. Be ready. Tonight we ride.

Aaron Littleton is your host and he is turning safe search off for Poland. John Hurst is your co-host and he is accidentally making way too many horse-sized animals that are not horses.

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Video Death Loop Pita Krispies

1 pan (variable size)
1 bag of marshmallows
4 coffee cups vegetable oil (nearly expired)
1-2 bag/box of unflavored pita chips
1 video of a guy with with a hammer and a strong opinion of Gustav Mahler Symphony #6
Also the hammer from the video

Crush Pita Chips in bag with hammer to hammer’s preference. Pour into the pan to layer the bottom. Microwave marshmallows to a weird expanded size and place them on top of the chips. Fill the rest of the pan with vegetable oil and remaining chips. Bake?! Bake. Definitely bake.

Serves one (?!) Send remaining to Archive dot Org as thanks.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s freshening up the intern dorms! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and is reframing weird size art.

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There’s a Starman in a Pixar trailer this time. He is currently waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but Aaron said to dare let him try! It’s just as well, honestly. It gives the starman (Perhaps the Lightyear, as seen above) more time to think about far more important things. Like cake. God, cake is good. You can’t bring cake with you to space. It’d crumble and get in all the components and sure it’d probably be delicious but also you could die from faulty controls? On the other hand, there’s no 5 second rule in space, so I’m pretty sure the cake stays good. I think it’s worth the risk. What do you all think? This is now a cake podcast. Let us all eat cake.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s now officially a part of the Toy Story timeline. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got some blood he needs to buy from Marvel.

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What is the best part of waking up? Is it actually successfully waking up, realizing you escaped the clutches of death for at least one more night? Is it the toast from the toaster and/or toaster oven and/or oven wafting through the house? Is it the coffee jingle? Maybe. We are forgetful in our modern age and no longer thank life for the gifts it has given us. We have turned our back from even Rockapella, who have blessed us with a doo wop song based on our favorite franchises. They wait for us at our favorite morning spots, waiting. But we do not come to these locations. We skip the convenience and go right onto the drudge of morning standup meeting, making small talk about The Game with a co-worker who you suspect has not seen The Game for several years. It’s okay, you haven’t too. You just need something to talk about. There’s no fun anymore. Especially if Rockapella is around. They saw to that. You saw to that. We saw to that. Welcome to the human race.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not allowed to do a bit! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he doesn’t want to be surprised (Even with a bit!)

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Sing it with me, everyone! Salad Shooooooter! Sing it from the top of your lungs into our ears, preferably while you’re making a salad with the toppings of a sald! Get a corded one! Get a cordless one while you’re at it! Use them all Salad Akimbo! Make your co-workers worry at the next potluck from all these casserole style dishes! Forget about it with the rest of your pandemic hobbies! Let it fester in your drawern for 20 years! Suddenly remember it is there! Worry about the lithium ion battery in the cordless one! Now your house is on fire! There’s a lot of key points missing between those last two sentences! Maybe you should have checked the Security Sticker!

Slice or Shred this podcast with a side of non-Romaine lettuce. Enjoy for up to two (2) ears.

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