Year: 2021

Cellular DNA. Mobile Phone RNA. Landline Mitochondria. It’s all connected, man. It’s all making energy with us because it is us. Until it isn’t. Then it decides to take us to a nice night to the opera and set us on fire. That seems a little petty, honestly. It could have talked it through with us and we work together become a hideous malformed evil, but I suppose cells will be cells and humans will be a big splotch of cells. At least let us influence Frozen first. We’ll call it Fire… zen. Firezen. Yes.

This is Parasite Eve, also. I think.

John Hurst is your host this week and he is on the forefront of making de-risked content. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is listening all the way to the end of the episode to keep that audience

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SUBMIT TO THE DANCE. Enjoy it. Learn to live with it. Enjoy the 24 hour support, 365 days of the week. Ignore the fact that they’re genetically engineered for maximum advertising, these tiny mice. Ignore the cat in the corner that they use to make sure they do their job as efficiently as possible. Ignore the master technician mouse, designing computers we humans cannot even begin to comprehend. Do not ignore the cat. The cat is the most important part. This is Mouse Idol. Be ready.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s got a broom that can fix this problem. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s still looking for a Stuckey’s gas station.

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You knew it was only time before we put a death loop within video death loop. It’s recursion, baby! We’re with it and within it too! You can use that in your next Programming 101 class, professors. And skateboarders too if you’re really into recursion. Maybe other podcasters too. This is now a recursion podcast.

Anyway, instead of talking about the obvious one, have a sickass skateboard trick! You’ll thank us later when we all start trading in Rad Points!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s trying to help get his for a little known game studio that released a game this week. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he advises you not to touch the koalas.

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In the beginning, a single chocolate bar will rise. Or maybe it’s chocolate. Is it really? This is an ad for sexy white chocolate and they are really piling on how freeing this chocolate will make you damn feel. You’ll see a swing and maybe some bubbles and you won’t even notice because sexy times are quickly approaching at warp speed. There’s someone there ready to take your picture. You paid for the 3×5 package to send to everyone in your Christmas card. What they (and you) don’t know is how dangerously sexy things are about to get. Close up the studio, it’s time for the real photos to begin. Thank you, Nestle Alpine White Chocolate w/ Almonds. This one goes out to you.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s feeling fighty but only 1:30 AM Waffle House Fighty. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s wondering how Drake had all this time to do math also. Special thanks to Torzelbaum for the video suggestion!

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Welcome to the show! We got it all! We got circuses that have turned psycho from animation! We got cool ass skeletons! We got these older guys in makeup! We got a green screen and Silicon Graphics workstation! We don’t need anything else for ROCKING. Well, maybe a Gibson sponsorship. And a clown. Maybe two clown– No, only one. We can’t have any more. MTV may not play it if we go over the maximum number of clown. Okay, now, let’s ROCK OUT. In a limited window because we can only afford so much green screen? We’re KISS, and the first S stands for “Savings”. The second “S”? … Also, Savings. Look, Gene needs a new yacht.

John Hurst is your host this week and he is switching to Internet Beat Time! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is strongly considering repositioning the internet, globally.

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