Year: 2021

Those chips need to escape. Into your hands, specifically. Into your mouth, where the delicious junk morsels must go. But heaven is denied and you have taken to greater measures. You back up. It’s personal now. It’s just you, a roomful of classmates with easy access to photographic evidence and a vending machine with a hatred for the living. You have trained for this moment. You got a green belt in taekwondo by the Dollar General for this moment. It’s time to put your feet to the glass sheet. In a few moments, the world will know your power, but for now they will only know your determination.

John Hurst is your host this week and he hopes that the chips traped aren’t Salt & Vinegar. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and can get like seven Surge cans easy.

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Hey, look! It’s the Doctor! The Doctor of Whositwhatsit! There were many of the Doctor and Sylvester McCoy may be your winking doctor! But overall, he is a distraction from the TRUTH. The truth your conspiracy discord and DVDs don’t even want you to know! The plan was hidden under our nose this entire time by the description of the Doctor’s regeneration. It was not merely a ploy to continue the show when one actor got tired. It was a way of being for one of the most powerful political figures in history? This is where we reel you in to listen find out who! Who?! WHO?!

Also, we watch the opening on loop.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and has a comeback campaign to plan. John Hurst is your co-host and he is working on the next incorporate podcast for incorporal beings.

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SCENE – EXT. NEW YORK SCENE

The Video Death Loop hosts (Aaron Littleton and John Hurst) are in a conundrum! John yet again bought a sandwich that is Too Large to fit the in refridgerator! Hijinks ensue. If they can’t fit it in the fridge, it’s going to get moldy and smell! And the landlord has got an extra-sensory nose recipticle that is state of the art and Definitely Not From a Robot ™ All the knives are dull and will not cut! Whatever will our heroes do? Quick, watch this video explaining a TikTok video that a robot definitely did not make. It contains 0% footage of the TikTok video, just like how there are definitely 0 robots in this room and/or city!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s got to hide this giant scorpion in his apartment fast. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s nodding approvingly(?) at a computer.

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The party is going well. The music is banging. The people are awesome. And you got some good movies playing in the background. The kind that are good to have in the background and you don’t have to pay attention to. But the movie is over and the punch bowl needs refilling. You can do replace both easy, but not at the same time. You can refill the punch bowl, but you risk the screensaver kicking in on your DVD player and then everyone might venture off onto the dusty trail for the evening, leaving you a mess to clean up before bed. Or you can change out the DVD and leave the punch unpunched for a little longer, which your parched and perhaps drunkenly parched friends may rib you a bit to fill it up. Noone wants a ribbing. That’s never good. You have a choice to made. You better hurry. The settings default to five minutes. Go.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he tried the blue (not Star Wars) milk! John Hurst is your co-host and and he’s got more followers than the blue milk makers so TAKE THAT.

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It is the Nineties and it’s time for Flipper! But not the Elijah Wood/Paul Hogan feature film. No, you’re getting the 1995 television remake for.. Channel? Was it a channel? Was is on TV? We don’t know, but there’s like four seasons, a Tim Allen lookalike, an actual Jessica Alba and one coke-addled dolphin who is living their best life inside one third story dolphin flat. This is their story. It might involve crimes!

It definitely involves crimes. A lot of crimes.

John Hurst is your host this week and he has a strong desire to become soup. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and and he’s real mad we didn’t do a particular pun until the very end!

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