July 2022

S6:E28 – America Online Commercial 1997

Join the latest craze: The internet! From America! Specifically, the Online portion of America. Sit in your Office and browse your Sports without having to open up a paper! It’s all virtual, baby! Your can order more khakis now from your home! The wrong sort of khakis! The type you have to adjust all the time! Isn’t that great? They go so well with your long sleeved polo too!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s trying to summon at least one sort of demon on Discord. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he got in line early for the Pope.

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S6:E27 – High quality horizontally spinning rat

Look, it’s right there on the tin. This rat spins horizontally. You want vertical? That doesn’t sound nearly as good. They have that too. But we like this one. We’re fans of the traditional, horizontally spinning rat values here… AND we have various opinions on crackers. That’s who we are at Video Death Loop. Now make sure to complete your sex debt for the aliens or else you get the trebuchet. Yes, cuddling is fine.

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and he’s ready to put peanut butter all over these saltines. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s sprinkling a bunch of oyster crackers on there like some sort of cereal.

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S6-E26 – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Opening

Ah! After six seasons, we have finally done it! (We are not finally free, we are still doing this. We are trapped in our own prison.) We’ve done the Power Rangers opening! This feels like a thing we should have probably got out of the way in Season 1 or something, right? But we didn’t. We did VR Troopers instead, because that’s how we are (Vee-Arr). Now we’re ready for the big leagues. The highly modified big leagues from the even bigger leagues this show was pulled from. We got the attitude! We got the hangout! We know how to make the best drinks to impress your friends (Find out at the end of this episode!) But mostly, we’re just concerned about the size of this community juice bar. Bring out the Balance Bar for Wednesdays!

John Hurst is your host his week and he is ready for someone to make a “Zordon eating a Hotdog” emoji for his phone. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is very distracted in the Angel Grove Gym and Juice Bar.

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S6:E25 – Donkey Kong Country TV – “Funky’s Treasure Rap”

Donkey Kong is trapped. Make no bones about it. The jungle is his hell and he is forced to endure it. His captors: Funky Kong, a Kong that is so funky it does not register on the funkotronic scale, and Diddy Kong, a hellspawn designed by Satan’s intern. Together, they control everything Donkey Kong sees and does. Go on a treasure hunt, Donkey Kong. Dance with us, Donkey Kong. Dig the hole for our glorious leader, Donkey Kong. There is nothing left in the soul of our hero. He is only forced to go on their whims. We, the viewers are trapped as his only companion. Let’s go on this treasure hunt together.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s got a pocket for all that lotion. John Hurst is your co-host and he is doing the secret handshake to end the podcast while typing this post up because he is very talented.

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