Year: 2022

S6:E35 – Hot Hands Gloves

Gosh, things are just… TOO. DARN. HOT. I can’t grab all these hot things! Good thing I have the new Hot Hands glove(s) to stop my hands from becoming hot! I no longer need to worry. The power of heat will never touch my cold, blood-filled hands ever again. We will be safe and protected in our new, silicone vessel that gives us life as well as keeps us cool. We are the new Gods. The Hot Hands will take out hands and lead the way. This is Childhood’s End. Here’s your Hot Hands.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and his hair protects him from all that would ail him (Just like Hot Hands!) John Hurst is your co-host this week and he’s not tipping his hat to you.

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S6:E34 – Genshin Impact Login Opening

Soothing music time approaches. It means you’re about to play a game. A Genshin game, maybe. You feel at peace with the world. All is well. The bridge is being made as you walk towards your 10-pull of anime husbandos and waifus. But a thought crosses your mind: Where is Boston, really? Is it like… North? North-ish? Somewhere up there. You think about how you used to do real well at geography. You could beat Mario is Missing like a speedrunner. You got, like, third at that elementary school Geography Bee, man! Where did it go wrong? Was it the Sunsphere? I bet it was the Sunsphere. Obsessed with it, you are. Always hanging out on the edge of your peripheral. Waiting. Firing. No. Wait. Is it firing? Is the Sunsphere Weaponized? Screw this. I’m going back to Chipotle.

John Hurst is your host and he has a high concept for a new podcast. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s ready to discuss those memory mapper chips we promised we would talk about.

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S6:E33 – OXO Silicone Oven Mitts

Over Mitts. ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿงค๐Ÿงค๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆโœจ๐Ÿ˜Š. Truly, a work everyone will understand. Soon, you will too.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is ready to sit down and watch some shows on the hot new platform Netflix. John Hurst is your co-host this week and he is impossible to stop on the Top 100 baby names lists.

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S6:E32 – 1993 Pepsi Commercial Featuring Shaq

Shaq goes out onto the ice, slipping on his curling shoes and sliding out to eruptious applause. Pepsi has abandoned him, but none of these fans will. They know his ability to throw the rock, to hurry hard into the goal; Charles Barkley agrees. There is only one obstacle between him and Olympic glory: A pair of very comfortable shorts. You need pants out there, Shaq. It’s cold out there. Shaq. Shaq.

John Hurst is your host this week and he is going to lick that battery. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is extremely critical about Winter Olympic locations.

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S6:E31 โ€“ Subway Commercial – The Myron Cope Kielbasa Sub

Kielbasa! Kielbasa subs everywhere! There’s a party at the Subway Sandwich Shop and you’re not invited because the fire marshal is full enforcement. He lost all his mutant powers during the House of M story arc so he has to use words and pleads for people to not make places into a fire hazard for the Kielbasa Sub from Subway. He wants a taste of the sauerkraut packed blessing too but duty calls first. The blaze of Polka never ends. The P-Man are here to protect us.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s not going to speed run Lee Trevino’s Fighting Golf. John Hurst is your co-host and he has questions about Wolverine’s new powers.

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