The Hento Automatic Fried Rice Machine waits for noone. You want rice/noodles made? You damn better be around to catch it. It’s got shit to do! It can’t be waiting for you! The Hento Automatic Fried Rice Machine has places to be! It’s got to get home to its wonderful house and wonderful Hento Automatic Fried Rice Machine wife and Hento Automatic Fried Rice Machine children! The only button is green because it’s ALL GAS NO BRAKES. Well, maybe steam, not gas. Gas would be bad. Maybe it’s not steam either? We don’t know. Put a cabbage in there. Let’s see what we can make.
Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s getting the middle-tier of Renaissance faire clothing like the winner that he is! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s leaning into Medieval Times kayfabe.
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