S8:E18 – Windows XP Startup Animation
The damn sound. You can’t escape from it. No matter where you are in the house, it means someone is sneaking on the computer. And that your cleverly laid trap of leaving the pc speaker on at full volume worked. You know they’re about to log onto America Online to chat with their dang internet friends and look at Ranma 1/2 fanfiction. You don’t know what to do with this information, mind you; nothing is wrong with any of that! It just means you know they’re not going sleep well and you can see them the next morning and go “Ah ha hah! Rise and shine, buddy!” or something like that. It helps you get through the day but really you know it’s distracting your from all the plastic baggies you need to fill. A road trip is happening soon. You and your bags of dirt have places to be. You have no time for computer frivolities. The plants need you. The earth will regret you. Only bliss awaits (at another location different from the original bliss.)
Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s making a more absorbant plant! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s making a reverse dracula.
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