Year: 2024

S8:E22 – Captain Planet Summon

Captaiinnnnnnn Planet! We’re summoning him with our rings! Our rings of elements! We have to be in close proximity to the other four to do so and unfortunately, we hate the other teens! We’re just going to use our cool water powers to make like a river and flow into the ocean! We don’t need those other elements! We especially don’t need Heart! Wait, what do you mean he is hypnotizing an army to give him cash?

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s insanely good at remembering the names of the Planeteers. John Hurst is your co-host and did consider using the Earth Ring to play SimCity 2000 Land Development in real life. Reticulating splines.

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S8:E21 – Grant Nel Scores 0 Points with Failed Dive

Grant Nel took the dive like a champ. Hi fives, smiles, the only thing red was probably he back from the failed dive. I mean, what else can you do? When you receive a vision of the future and it is a zero score, you can’t exactly walk back down? You gotta follow through. Accept your fate. At least you know a teenage lifeguard won’t be saving you. You’re safe from the Panel of Uncool for just a little longer.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s putting a little falsetto in his voice to enrage Aaron. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he is being left at the pool mistakenly as the cloned version of himself.

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S8:E20 – Breyers Viennetta Ice Cream TV Commercial

Here’s your one chance, Fancy! Don’t let me down! Get the nice cat glasses out and let’s eat Viennetta! It has… Layers? Of Dairy? It’s not an ice cream. Legally we can’t call it an ice cream. We can legally say layers though, right? … Our lawyers say to hold off on the layers. Okay, fair enough but the point is it’s got curves and weird little swivel thingies. Like a fancy thing! Rebecca, please put away the steampunk goggles. You’re ruining tea time.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s a two time COVID fighting champ (He’s doing okay!) John Hurst is your co-host and he’s not ready for his big introduction.

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S8:E19 – Wolves Chomping on Ice

Sometimes, you just need a video of an anime chomping on ice. Just really going to down on that solid water hoping to crush it into a nougat of liquidy water. This is one of those days. You’ve earned it. You’ve made it to this part of the week and we’re so proud that you have. You should hold your head up high and smile at everything you’ve done until this point. Just don’t start counting the clouds and wondering how many units water they may have. You may never be the same!

Also, animals will review you poorly.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not quite sure he is remembering the podcast spiel correctly! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s making the first audio-only sport.

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S8:E18 – Windows XP Startup Animation

The damn sound. You can’t escape from it. No matter where you are in the house, it means someone is sneaking on the computer. And that your cleverly laid trap of leaving the pc speaker on at full volume worked. You know they’re about to log onto America Online to chat with their dang internet friends and look at Ranma 1/2 fanfiction. You don’t know what to do with this information, mind you; nothing is wrong with any of that! It just means you know they’re not going sleep well and you can see them the next morning and go “Ah ha hah! Rise and shine, buddy!” or something like that. It helps you get through the day but really you know it’s distracting your from all the plastic baggies you need to fill. A road trip is happening soon. You and your bags of dirt have places to be. You have no time for computer frivolities. The plants need you. The earth will regret you. Only bliss awaits (at another location different from the original bliss.)

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s making a more absorbant plant! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s making a reverse dracula.

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