Year: 2024

We live in a society where we can get very specific descriptive pills faster than this Clue speedrun we watched on loop for this episode (At least, if you’re in America. We’ll privatize the shit out of anything!) Professor Plum will give you all the boner pills a podcast can buy! Maybe he even has his own podcast to hock them off of as well! With a sponsor code and everything! Sure, it’s not Doctor Xpress joint, but the money rolls in easy enough and he hasn’t had to murder any Mr. Bodys this time around for it. It was Ms. Peacock this time around! That’s more time to sell pills with rhinos on them to gas stations! Hell yeah! Let’s get to making the 12th Delta!

John Hurst is your host this week and and he needs to stop having kickstarter worthy ideas happen in the final minutes of the episode. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is listening to someone else’s podcast in the car with them. You are the listener and we like YOU the most.

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Oh, damn! Looks like Timmy’s a big kid now! He’s got the double deep dish pizza lunchable with a cola and Reese’s cup! It’s where cravings and malnutrition meet and he’s at the height of his popularity! He’ll remember this day where he was the envy of all the other kids on his school lunch row as he lays upon his death bed with a sweet smile. He may not be able to devour either deep dish pizza nor the cola or the Reese’s Cup candy contained within, but these memories of envy will leave him in content. Or discontent. Timmy didn’t really eat well after the lunchable either.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he has survived being sick using speed run strats!! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s disappointed by the seedy underside of his local community’s social media presence.

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It’s another day at the workplace. Everything is the exact same. The cafeteria ran out of bananas again. Your co-worker can’t stop yapping about the event of the moment. Your boss wants a report in. If only something could help alleviate this boredom! Perhaps a chatting application built into my required mailing software for my company’s intranet! Then maybe I can finally talk to Portugal and find out what they’re really into! That’s productivity!

John Hurst is your host this week and he doesn’t know how even Even Stevens really is. Aaron Littleton is your host and he has a hole to fill!

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Sam Beckett is unstuck in time and oh boy is he solving a lot of problems! He’s quantum leaping here, quantum leaping there, leaping everywhere and all he wants to do is go home and cause problems. He’s not even leaving the problem solved in a respectable state! When he quantum leaps out, the person is going to be confused and/or possibly on 5 years jail time. This is not how to quantum leap, Sam Beckett! I know you’re the first quantum leaper, but we can nitpick that later!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s too busy not solving problems to leap. John Hurst is your co-hurst this week and by god do not trust him to stop a plane.

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The spirit of horses are alive, but not the horses themselves! They’re just in another world and they’re racing for… I dunno, reasons? Because they gotta? Maybe it’s like a hummingbird thing and they always gotta keep running so it’s better to put that energy on the track? Hasn’t that one horse girl been in high school for 9 years? Do they retire? Did they join the PGA Senior Tour? We’re not sure and Umamusume is not going to tell us. Write your damn fanfiction. We at CyGames have money to make!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s lore-dumping about the horse show on an unsuspecting Aaron this episode. Aaron Littleton is your co-host this week and he’s not sharing the extra good pickles from the top shelf.

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