People cried when the statues of the Virgin Mary shed tears of blood, but would you do the same for the Wendy’s Piss Fountain? I bet you would. It’s a beautiful sight made by our fast food benefactors from Dublin, Ohio. They’re giving you the greatest in free entertainment and promo codes for this. All you have to do is wave your little arms around and not worry about why you’re working the counter in a virtual fast food chain. They own you now. Don’t be too bothered by it. That’s how the internet works! You never looked at the Terms and Agreement before now, after all. Put on the VIB Visor. Your burger chariot is waiting (For other people, not for you. Get to work.)
John Hurst is your host this week and he’s wondering why that tomato has his legs. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he learned a valuable fast food secret from a college friend.
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