John Hurst

S7:E11 – Puffalumps Toy Commercial

The lullaby plays again. The occurrence begins again. It’s loop three. You’re back in your younger self. This time, you memorized all the great steps. The lotto numbers, the grunge era, the beanie baby fad. It’s all there in your head. You simply need to tell someone and convince them that this time around you are a voice that deserves listening to. “Call the president”, you tell your parental unit. “I can fix this conflict.” Your parental unit laughs and cuts the crust off your sandwich. This is not the intended outcome. But it’s a good start.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not an AI voice model (Yet.) Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s trying to skip out on those middle school years this time around.

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S7:E10 – GMod map preview: gm_8800blr

The house stands victorious. It shares its walls with living things, but it is not owned by those constricted by the mortality of flesh. It is in control and the people that temporarily reside in its belly know it. They cannot place things normally. Where the thing goes, goes. To move it or attempt to control chaos is nigh impossible, especially in the house. You spy a roommate, but you’re not sure if they are a roommate or ensnared by its walls. They ask for the Febreeze. You know why. They know why. You both wish you didn’t.

Also, there’s a cat.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s looking for a specific Brendan Frasier DVD. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s not sure which kitchen he is in.

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S7:E9 – Jamiroquai – Virtual Insanity Music Video

Good News, Jamiroquai ! You don’t have to pay taxes ever again! We’ll get the the hat squad to do it for you! As long as they don’t take the hat off, you’re in the clear. You want to make the hat your thing? It’s your thing, isn’t it? We don’t have to ask. We know it. Okay, well, we, as the IRS, say go for broke! You’re a winner! Just uh, don’t cause any health code violations.

John Hurst is your host this week and he is okay. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he needs to get rid of this grill.

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S7:E8 – Bush’s Baked Beans Commercial

Bush’s Baked Beans has a secret recipe but they’re happy to show you the spices just like other secret brands. But they’re all too sweet! Why are they so sweet?! So baked?! So homestyle? Anyway, none of them are going on the toast. Or all of them. We’re going to find the right bean eventually. Call Geno’s cousin. Maybe he knows. Or he can grill us some un-vegetables. Either way, we win.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s a savory one! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s had it with March already.

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S7:E7 – Hatsune Miku Frozen Pocky Commercial

Encase your pocky in a glass. Stick it in the freezer. Wait however long you wait for things to get cold. Open the freezer. Eat the pocky. Repeat. Forever. Submit to the Mikugeddon. The Mikudon. The Wooly Mikueth. Just don’t enter the RESTRICTED ACCESS area.

John Hurst is your host this week and he can name one other vocaloid. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s happy to not remember anything told to him in the pursuit of knowledge.

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