John Hurst

Kielbasa! Kielbasa subs everywhere! There’s a party at the Subway Sandwich Shop and you’re not invited because the fire marshal is full enforcement. He lost all his mutant powers during the House of M story arc so he has to use words and pleads for people to not make places into a fire hazard for the Kielbasa Sub from Subway. He wants a taste of the sauerkraut packed blessing too but duty calls first. The blaze of Polka never ends. The P-Man are here to protect us.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s not going to speed run Lee Trevino’s Fighting Golf. John Hurst is your co-host and he has questions about Wolverine’s new powers.

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Michael Bolton does the same thing every day. He wakes up in an exotic location of his own choosing. It’s always a different exotic location. He wanders to his boat, powered by shadowy drivers and crooning, and they go exploring, presumably looking for ladies or abandoned boats or something. Then he goes home and has 800,000 more dollars from the crooning. He wakes up again in another exotic location and repeats the process. He has done this for 20 years. No one can stop him. Not even Michael Bolton himself. And ESPECIALLY not Michael Bolton of Garfield Avenue. Not yet anyway.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s doesn’t want any greasy trophies. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s trying to avoid the bees.

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This is your brain. This is your brain smashing a pan on things. It feels pretty nice, doesn’t it? Fun even. They don’t need that set after they’re done. They’re going to burn it down. Not even for insurance! Not even for pleasure! They just do it. And then you’re going to go voice act as Tifa Lockhart (Sometimes) like Rachel Leigh Cook does here. Yeah, you didn’t know that connection before now, did you? We didn’t either. Now it’s in your brain. Your brain that is on DRUGS. GET THE EGG. BURN THE EGG DOWN.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s doing to bare minimum to differentiate himself from the co-host (including not eating the entire sunflower seed.) John Hurst is your co-host and he wants umpires for congress.

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Join the latest craze: The internet! From America! Specifically, the Online portion of America. Sit in your Office and browse your Sports without having to open up a paper! It’s all virtual, baby! Your can order more khakis now from your home! The wrong sort of khakis! The type you have to adjust all the time! Isn’t that great? They go so well with your long sleeved polo too!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s trying to summon at least one sort of demon on Discord. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he got in line early for the Pope.

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Look, it’s right there on the tin. This rat spins horizontally. You want vertical? That doesn’t sound nearly as good. They have that too. But we like this one. We’re fans of the traditional, horizontally spinning rat values here… AND we have various opinions on crackers. That’s who we are at Video Death Loop. Now make sure to complete your sex debt for the aliens or else you get the trebuchet. Yes, cuddling is fine.

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and he’s ready to put peanut butter all over these saltines. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s sprinkling a bunch of oyster crackers on there like some sort of cereal.

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