John Hurst

Here’s your one chance, Fancy! Don’t let me down! Get the nice cat glasses out and let’s eat Viennetta! It has… Layers? Of Dairy? It’s not an ice cream. Legally we can’t call it an ice cream. We can legally say layers though, right? … Our lawyers say to hold off on the layers. Okay, fair enough but the point is it’s got curves and weird little swivel thingies. Like a fancy thing! Rebecca, please put away the steampunk goggles. You’re ruining tea time.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s a two time COVID fighting champ (He’s doing okay!) John Hurst is your co-host and he’s not ready for his big introduction.

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Sometimes, you just need a video of an anime chomping on ice. Just really going to down on that solid water hoping to crush it into a nougat of liquidy water. This is one of those days. You’ve earned it. You’ve made it to this part of the week and we’re so proud that you have. You should hold your head up high and smile at everything you’ve done until this point. Just don’t start counting the clouds and wondering how many units water they may have. You may never be the same!

Also, animals will review you poorly.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not quite sure he is remembering the podcast spiel correctly! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s making the first audio-only sport.

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The damn sound. You can’t escape from it. No matter where you are in the house, it means someone is sneaking on the computer. And that your cleverly laid trap of leaving the pc speaker on at full volume worked. You know they’re about to log onto America Online to chat with their dang internet friends and look at Ranma 1/2 fanfiction. You don’t know what to do with this information, mind you; nothing is wrong with any of that! It just means you know they’re not going sleep well and you can see them the next morning and go “Ah ha hah! Rise and shine, buddy!” or something like that. It helps you get through the day but really you know it’s distracting your from all the plastic baggies you need to fill. A road trip is happening soon. You and your bags of dirt have places to be. You have no time for computer frivolities. The plants need you. The earth will regret you. Only bliss awaits (at another location different from the original bliss.)

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s making a more absorbant plant! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s making a reverse dracula.

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VIDEO GAME HINTS! They’re fast and fun! It’s like an ancient gacha for your phone, except your parents will get even madder at you! Don’t mind the super hero trying to usher you into the St. Paul megadome (St. Paul residents, I am sorry but I’m not looking up your sports arena’s name. I’m sure it is very nice though.) Don’t even mind that it is empty! Just come in and ignore the plants and abnormally large curtains! You’ve got games to beat!

John Hurst is your host this weekend and, yeah, he’d pay $8 to see this commercial live! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s watching a video essay on this right now.

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At Hidden Valley, the ranch flows unending. There’s just too much of it. We need to use it in more and more creative ways, but it means we all must make sacrifices. The ice cream truck? Gone. It’s now full of vegetables (and ranch dressing.) The children? They must enjoy the ranch as well. If they do not, they’re not effective and they’re BANISHED from the Valley of Hidden. We must all do our part. Bring in the big bowl. Stick your fist in it. Lick the ranch from your knuckles. It’s ranch or be ranch’d, buckos.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s re-ranching his lawn this week. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s getting gaslit very easily!!

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