John Hurst

Is the Monterrey Jack Quesadilla date a first-rate date idea? Taco Bell sure thought so! Just as the goop from the bottom of the bag is scooped up into your mouth orifice, you may also experience the joy of a slightly spicy delight of Monterrey Jack cheese with your date on your low-rent sofa meant to fall apart after a dozen uses or so. Perhaps your even watching a music video the couch was in as your sitting on the couching consuming this goop with your date! Who knows! It’s the early 2000s and anything is possible in the fast food world. Your soul patch shines brightly on this day and you’re feeling lucky. Maybe you’re even playing a Smash Mouth song declaring how much of the percentage of the star you feel (Maybe… All of it?) It’s your time, you’re going to have a good time and then this couch is going to fall apart and you’re going to have to call Joey again. Such is life! Let’s get this day started!

Aaron hosts this week and has a scheme and doesn’t even know it! John co-hosts and is looking at things with the word gamer in them out of desperation.

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Sometimes, you gotta make that sale. And in the cereal world, making that sale is hard. The Rice Krispie guys got a corner on the air puff and desert market. Tony the Tiger knows his stuff is addicting and doesn’t care who he peddles it to because he stands by his product. And we’re still need entirely sure what the Honey Comb Robot actually did (Other than proclaiming that taste is big big big and definitely not small, no no no.) The Honey Nuts Cheerio Bee needed that commission money to help endorse his 80s lifestyle and who could he turn to in this trying time to make the deal other than to get  Hulk Hogan getting addicted to nuts and honey in his cereal. He proclaims it better than a bodyslam, but which end of the bodyslam is it? Find out with us!

John Hurst is your host and he has a secret Food City regional grocery store he goes to. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is respectfully watching people do sick dirt bike tricks at a reasonable distance.

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As a bonus for reading all the way to here, you can watch a show from last year from the improv troupe  Einstein Simplified, which Aaron Littleton (Your co-host) is in! Check it out here and follow the documentary he is in, Chair the Movie, on facebook!

Hey there! This week, due to everything shifting the wrong way, we were unable to record a normal episode! But we have technology in our pockets and a boring road ahead of us, so we recorded THIS for you instead! Come order a large imported catfish meal and enjoy!

Neither Aaron and John are the host this week. Your host is the UNCARING, OPEN ROAD. HUG ITS ASPHALT EMBRACE.

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When it comes to devices that you talk exclusively out of the side of, the Nokia N-Gage was in a class of its own. If you deep fried one and placed it beside a chalupa, you would probably take at least a bite before regretting it immediately. If you had more than one game, you would love the feature of taking out its battery every time you wanted to change games. And if you were a foreign marketing team, you’d love the ability to turn it into its own choreographed masterpiece that features the rare nut shot to graffiti art. Take a stance on graffiti! The nut shot stance!

Anyway, this is commercial is about the N-Gage and we talk about it. Here it is.

John Hurst hosts this week and traverses through a hell city to get to his portable gaming device. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and eats a Panera breadbowl’s worth of iceberg lettuce.

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Hey everyone! Unfortunately, all attempts to have a new episode ready to be digested by your ears (Ew) failed this week. It was a number of circumstances but I think we all can solely blame it on the singular idea of TIME REVENGE. Time is sick of us trying to loop it and tried to take things into its own hands. However, not even time itself can keep us down as we move to our backup plan: The Aaron and John archives! This week, we dive into a cut of Aaron and John Watch the Hercules Theme on Loop for an Hour! Let’s all learn about monster budgeting and Lisa Frank folders together!

We will be back next with a brand new episode! Until then, let Kevin Sorbo guide you.

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