Blow the foghorn, the meat bicycle is here! The Claymore Man comes a-wieldin and to that we’ll have a good eatin’! You can make your own or wait for him to come swinging! Either way, it is a delight and horror to children at the same time and that’s all we really want out of these sort of things. Carols? Gifts? Folklore? Nah. Just a guy with a bunch of meat and potentially a heaping amount of lawsuits. Come over here, you enemy of the health inspector you!

Aaron Littleton is your host and he is celebrating a ancient new tradition in the Video Death Loop household! John Hurst is your co-host and he’s using the meat bicycle for primarily decoy-related purposes.

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Ah, yes. BloodRayne! The franchise that, much like a vampire, refuses to die. Every once in a while a new game comes out. And it’s alright! Enough to enjoy over a weekend of nothing else to do. But that’s it. Like a vampire, you forget they’re there until it’s too late. Then bam! Another game for you! Or, if you were watching MTV2, maybe a semblance of a music video. We hear that’s all the rage now. Video games *and* music? Now that’s madness. True madness.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not sure if he is at a vampire buffet. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is not going to listen to the nurse in this instance.

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Ain’t no better way to kill off your fast food mascot than to leave him eventually discarded by the side of the road. All the mitt wanted was a lite bit of fun! The wind had other plans! He is no longer within the warm embrace of Arby’s, who would later have the meats. But not an over mitt. Never again. Never again until nostalgia takes hold once more.

We have got to get Aaron off of Oven Mitt content. I’m terrified.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he was on banned officially for five years but is “frowned upon”. John Hurst is your co-host and he is about to fight. the ultimate lobby council.

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Atlantis! City Underwater! Source of Legends! Games you played on every system from the Atari 2600 to…. Whatever PS5 game is involving it right now. Maybe a Last of Us. Heck if I know. But it’s there and we seek to prove it! … By getting distracted by philosophers philosophizing and robes. We’ll solve the mystery. Eventually. We just need to get a little comfy.

John Hurst is your host this week and he is only bringing out his freshest material from two years ago. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is binging K95 mask procedures for a very inadvisable method of wearing one.

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Gosh, things are just… TOO. DARN. HOT. I can’t grab all these hot things! Good thing I have the new Hot Hands glove(s) to stop my hands from becoming hot! I no longer need to worry. The power of heat will never touch my cold, blood-filled hands ever again. We will be safe and protected in our new, silicone vessel that gives us life as well as keeps us cool. We are the new Gods. The Hot Hands will take out hands and lead the way. This is Childhood’s End. Here’s your Hot Hands.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and his hair protects him from all that would ail him (Just like Hot Hands!) John Hurst is your co-host this week and he’s not tipping his hat to you.

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