Video Death Loop Pita Krispies

1 pan (variable size)
1 bag of marshmallows
4 coffee cups vegetable oil (nearly expired)
1-2 bag/box of unflavored pita chips
1 video of a guy with with a hammer and a strong opinion of Gustav Mahler Symphony #6
Also the hammer from the video

Crush Pita Chips in bag with hammer to hammer’s preference. Pour into the pan to layer the bottom. Microwave marshmallows to a weird expanded size and place them on top of the chips. Fill the rest of the pan with vegetable oil and remaining chips. Bake?! Bake. Definitely bake.

Serves one (?!) Send remaining to Archive dot Org as thanks.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s freshening up the intern dorms! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and is reframing weird size art.

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There’s a Starman in a Pixar trailer this time. He is currently waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but Aaron said to dare let him try! It’s just as well, honestly. It gives the starman (Perhaps the Lightyear, as seen above) more time to think about far more important things. Like cake. God, cake is good. You can’t bring cake with you to space. It’d crumble and get in all the components and sure it’d probably be delicious but also you could die from faulty controls? On the other hand, there’s no 5 second rule in space, so I’m pretty sure the cake stays good. I think it’s worth the risk. What do you all think? This is now a cake podcast. Let us all eat cake.

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s now officially a part of the Toy Story timeline. John Hurst is your co-host and he’s got some blood he needs to buy from Marvel.

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What is the best part of waking up? Is it actually successfully waking up, realizing you escaped the clutches of death for at least one more night? Is it the toast from the toaster and/or toaster oven and/or oven wafting through the house? Is it the coffee jingle? Maybe. We are forgetful in our modern age and no longer thank life for the gifts it has given us. We have turned our back from even Rockapella, who have blessed us with a doo wop song based on our favorite franchises. They wait for us at our favorite morning spots, waiting. But we do not come to these locations. We skip the convenience and go right onto the drudge of morning standup meeting, making small talk about The Game with a co-worker who you suspect has not seen The Game for several years. It’s okay, you haven’t too. You just need something to talk about. There’s no fun anymore. Especially if Rockapella is around. They saw to that. You saw to that. We saw to that. Welcome to the human race.

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s not allowed to do a bit! Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he doesn’t want to be surprised (Even with a bit!)

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Sing it with me, everyone! Salad Shooooooter! Sing it from the top of your lungs into our ears, preferably while you’re making a salad with the toppings of a sald! Get a corded one! Get a cordless one while you’re at it! Use them all Salad Akimbo! Make your co-workers worry at the next potluck from all these casserole style dishes! Forget about it with the rest of your pandemic hobbies! Let it fester in your drawern for 20 years! Suddenly remember it is there! Worry about the lithium ion battery in the cordless one! Now your house is on fire! There’s a lot of key points missing between those last two sentences! Maybe you should have checked the Security Sticker!

Slice or Shred this podcast with a side of non-Romaine lettuce. Enjoy for up to two (2) ears.

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Cellular DNA. Mobile Phone RNA. Landline Mitochondria. It’s all connected, man. It’s all making energy with us because it is us. Until it isn’t. Then it decides to take us to a nice night to the opera and set us on fire. That seems a little petty, honestly. It could have talked it through with us and we work together become a hideous malformed evil, but I suppose cells will be cells and humans will be a big splotch of cells. At least let us influence Frozen first. We’ll call it Fire… zen. Firezen. Yes.

This is Parasite Eve, also. I think.

John Hurst is your host this week and he is on the forefront of making de-risked content. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he is listening all the way to the end of the episode to keep that audience

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