We were kind of obsessed with giving kids things that could be used as weapons in a pinch! Baseball bats? Great, you’re already there! Scooter? Hey, you can twist that thing around and do a sick kickflip on someone’s face! A Yo-yo? I played Startropics, I know those things can do damage! And the Skip it? Well, that’s a flail on a leg! And a counter! To show how many people your flailed! It’s high score time in recess and now you’re in the principal’s office for medieval weaponry!

Anyway, we watch the commercial for one on loop  and realize that it’s probably in time for a revitalization via a TV movie and/or franchise. Find out more inside your ears!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is confident that he is your host this week! John Hurst is your co-host and he is expanding the Rush Hour Cinematic Universe despite everyone’s protests.

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Gull wing doors! They go up and down, not to the side! It’s the future! And also, I think it was in some movie in the 80s. It’s the DeLorean and it’s at your local CostCo! How did it get there? Why is it matte black instead of the normal stainless steel aluminum design? Who is the guy beside it in the geek shirt and poorly fitted overshirt combo, smiling with an devilish, trickster smirk? It’s the lynchpin of history and it’s on Video Death Loop this week!

John Hurst is your host and he’s burning two podcasts to a CD-R. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he has a car fact sheet for you.

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Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! Also, the official theme of the podcast is now available for download on bandcamp! Come hear almost a minute long version of it with lyrics and everything!

Hey, did you come here because you saw the PS5 Reveal Trailer earlier? You did, didn’t you? I knew it! You saw that Deathloop game (Which looks very good, I don’t blame you!), decided to search for it and you found this podcast instead! Sorry! But while you’re here, we watched the PS5 Reveal on Loop until we couldn’t take it anymore. No, we don’t show you the footage, but you can hear us talking about it! And we immediately swerve into a Taco Bell marketing spiel that you should absolutely not take from us we copyrighted it and everything no takies. But we’re watching it and you can take out word for it.

Anyway, if you’re Arkane Studios, hit us up! You like Death Loops, we like Death Loop, perhaps we can Death Loop… Together?!

Aaron Littleton hosts this week and had to play hide and seek five times to see this. John  Hurst co-hosts and is screaming at his monitor directly to you.

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Did you realize the Game Boy Camera solved all your problems? No? Well, that’s because you were probably one of those poor saps playing Pokemon or Tetris or whatever “fad” was happening at the time. The Game Boy camera is real! It has your face in it! Or your dad’s face! Or your bully’s face! And from that alone, it can save you from a life of sorrow because they’re too busy trying to figure out how to play the run and jump minigame instead of doing whatever they were about to do. You can use that time to go see your friend’s ska band. They’re very bad, but it’s fun!

John Hurst is your host and he’s dropping floppies out of his Jnco’s, whatever that means. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he can’t stop buying ravioli.

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The Blair Witch! Oooh,  scary! It has symbols everywhere! The camera is shaking and they are scared and being picked off! We’re all shocked! But it’s rated R so we better not see your 16-year old behind in here! Unless you sneak in with a plate of chicken livers, and then you better share (And eat quick before it  stinks up the whole aisle!) Hand me that ketchup!

Here’s the weirdly high quality trailer!

Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is hungry for some some gas station food. John Hurst is your co-host and and is about to edit the encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

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