To Steven, the person whom I lent Final Fantasy VII to in middle school and never returned it: No, seriously, what happened to that copy of Final Fantasy VII, Steven? I’m not even mad anymore about it! You said you broke Disc 1 and threw away the entire game. We all know that’s a lie! The guard who never lies knew it was a lie and the guard who always lies actually broke his own promise because he know that horsedung too! You get some sweet cash for it? Enough to buy a copy of Mortal Kombat: Special Forces maybe? I hope you did. I hope you and your lies and your subpar PlayStation 1 brawlers are happy, Steven! This is what I use instead of a therapist these days!

Well, that and this podcast. The one you’re about to hear. This time, it’s the Konami logo movie from the Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Playstation disc.  We loop it. A lot. We don’t think that’s very healthy of us! Naturally, you should join us!

Aaron hosts this week and buys some cables from who knows where on the internet. John co-hosts and keeps losing all these toy boats!

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Man, I have no idea what’s happening here. I watched this a bunch and I just…don’t get it. Is that rice? Coconuts? Why is it hairy? What. Is. This. John. Seriously.

We watched something or another this week. Get in on it.

John Hurst hosts this week and lives in the goof. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and has to explore the options.

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We’re back to the well with more local Ric Flair commercials! This week, we watched something out of Kansas where Ric hocks some fireworks and seems supremely disinterested. Like, REALLY disinterested. Like, mostly he’s thinking about eating ham sandwiches kind of disinterested.

Here’s the commercial. It’s…not worth watching.

Aaron Littleton hosts and wins another award. John Hurst co-hosts and googles dry wall.

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The year was 1990 and the decade had just rolled over, kayfabe was still alive and somehow, SOMEHOW people bought the idea of Sting teaming up with Sting in a tag team wrestling match against Ric Flair. Even without endless fog machines and sweet pink stage lighting, life was good.

This week we watched a fantastic WCW promo featuring Sting and, yes, RoboCop. John dredged this up from somewhere and I honestly don’t have a great YouTube link for it. Click here for as close as I could get.

John Hurst hosts this week and does a laying down work out. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and eats Cheez-Its.

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What can make you smile? A million dollars? A kitten? Perhaps even…gold? Well, for one man in 1980s Europe (and let’s not get too more specific on just exactly where in Europe) there was one and only one answer for that: a Volkswagen hatchback. Some people, huh?

This week, we watched a classic Volkswagen Golf GTi commercial on loop. Join us, won’t you?

Aaron Littleton hosts and has a top tip! John Hurst co-hosts and has a scheme!

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