Aren’t apps terrible? What if you could get a haircut without an app? That’s just the kind of sexy place Sport Clips is. Labor practices aside, they’re almost certainly better than…the alternative.
We watched this Sports Clips commercial on loop this week. Get in line! Online! In line! LINE
John Hurst hosts this weeks and dreams of pneumatic tubes. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and feels safe.
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Weeeeelllll Matlock may just be a poor country lawyer, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like money. In fact, it may be his favorite thing. He’s never going to get ahead in life if he keeps taking cases on the barter system though. Try as you might, you’re never going to make it by accepting PBS tote bags for your work.
This week we watched the Matlock theme song on loop. Check it out while you eat at Golden Corral.
Aaron Littleton hosts and provides poor sitting arrangements. John Hurst co-hosts and files a complaint.
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When it comes to devices that you talk exclusively out of the side of, the Nokia N-Gage was in a class of its own. If you deep fried one and placed it beside a chalupa, you would probably take at least a bite before regretting it immediately. If you had more than one game, you would love the feature of taking out its battery every time you wanted to change games. And if you were a foreign marketing team, you’d love the ability to turn it into its own choreographed masterpiece that features the rare nut shot to graffiti art. Take a stance on graffiti! The nut shot stance!
Anyway, this is commercial is about the N-Gage and we talk about it. Here it is.
John Hurst hosts this week and traverses through a hell city to get to his portable gaming device. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and eats a Panera breadbowl’s worth of iceberg lettuce.
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Welcome to the Facility, try our lovely lettuce! Now that James Bond has that one guy in it, Goldeneye is positively a classic. Maybe not as classic as the circle-laden Dr. No, but still, you know, pretty classic.
We watched the Goldeneye opening theme on loop this week! Join us in Q’s lab and watch it, too.
Aaron Littleton hosts this week and searches for safe salad. John Hurst co-hosts and has negative things to say about murder.
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Val Venis was a wrestler that was deeply understood. Some might think that Val Venis was nothing more than a lover boy, getting his kicks on the road. But, oh no, Val Venis had so much more going on than that. A soothing tub full of calamine lotion is just the surface of the deep waters running through his very sensual forest.
We watched the short version of Val Venis’s intro on loop this week. Don’t…do the same at work.
John Hurst hosts this week and saves the planet. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and demands Dunkaroos.
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